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Don't you ever do that again.
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Remember the lever
on the steering column, move it,
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you can put the wheel
wherever you want.
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But don't move it while you're driving.
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Okay, Dad. Dad, I'm gonna be late.
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Square one's for the ignition,
round one's for the trunk
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and don't forget to lock it.
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Tim, I forgot to tell you.
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Last button on the arm,
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that locks up all the windows
and the doors.
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And, uh, look, don't put any scratches
on the car, okay?
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- Uh, drive carefully.
- Please fasten your seatbelt.
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I love you.
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Kiss me.
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- Chris.
- That's a real honey of a car.
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Mom.
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You'll be driving a Cadillac yourself
one of these days.
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- Please.
- Yeah, we'll see.
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Hi, Tim.
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Goodness,
what a fine-looking couple you are.
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You look like you just stepped off
of a wedding cake.
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We really gotta go.
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Just one more, just one more.
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Oh, it just gives me goosebumps
looking at the two of you.
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Oh, sorry, Bonnie.
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Please fasten your seatbelt.
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Ugh. Damn it.
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You just hold on, it'll work.
Here, give me the pliers.
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- Ow, Mom.
- What'd I tell you about that gum?
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- I don't know, what?
- I said, no more gum.
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You got that?
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Sick of you gnawing on that,
not being hungry at supper time.
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- That's not so.
- Wait a minute, fella.
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You just go on. Get out of here.
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Go on, vamoose.
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Find anything, Mr. Hurlbuck?
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Yes, ma'am, a few things.
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Yeah, like what?
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Like smoking in a food service area.
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This is The Moose,
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feeling, oh, so mellow and loose.
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So put your arms around
your favorite memory
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and hold it close.
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Two heads beating as one.
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Dancing the night away.
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Let's go for a drive.
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- Hey, how you doing?
- How you doing?
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You got 30 days to comply
and bring these violations up to code.
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You write me up on everything
but the color of the toilet paper,
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expect me to fix it
in 30 days?
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If you need more time,
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you'll have to appeal
to the county commissioners.
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How come all of a sudden
you're out here nosing around?
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- Just doing my job.
- Yeah?
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You tell the boys
at the county commission
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I said you did a real good job too.
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You ought to get smart
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Hey, Slam, how you been?
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Who was that?
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Just more trouble.
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Thanks.
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Mm, Bonnie
BONNIE: Oh, Tim.
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- Bulls.
- Tin.
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- Are we moving?
- Everything is moving.
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The whole world is moving.
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Bonnie, the whole car is moving.
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- Oh, no. No.
- Tim, what's happening?
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- Damn, the car is sinking.
- Huh?
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- Please fasten your seatbelt.
- Do something.
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Oh, God.
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Come on, come on.
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Dear God.
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This is really mature, Tim.
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- Holy shit.
- Don't forget your keys.
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Tim, where you going?
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- I gotta go get some help.
- What about me?
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You're not gonna leave me here,
are you?
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Okay, okay.
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Come on.
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Please don't get mud on my dress.
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Hold on. Whoa.
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My father's going to kill me.
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No, my father's gonna kill you.
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- I lost my shoe.
- Tim.
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- Damn it, I lost my shoe.
- Forget the shoe.
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You dorkwipe.
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Found my shoe.
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This is so mature.
This is ridiculous. Oh, my God.
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Look at my dress, it's wrecked.
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Destroyed.
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And my panty hose,
look at my panty hose.
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Bonnie, can it.
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- Where are we going?
- Getting a tow truck.
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- Here?
- You wanna walk two miles into town?
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Go right ahead, knock yourself out.
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Why are you treating me like this?
What have I done?
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- You're acting like a pig.
- Bonnie, I'm warning you, can it.
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Okay, fine.
I'll just call my father then.
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Fine, go ahead and call him.
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Shit. Give me a break.
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He does have the advantage.
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That's right.
A lot of his fans are booing him,
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they must love him.
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Excuse me.
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And behind him, Adam Bomb.
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Jesus H. Casper the Ghost.
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What the hell happened to you?
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Had car trouble.
I'm looking for a tow truck.
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Looks like you need a car wash.
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He's loaded for action, ready to fire.
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We got a tow truck,
but you'll have to talk to Mike first.
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- Where's Mike?
- Inside, watching the derby.
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Is it okay if I go in?
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Sure, honey, for 3 bucks,
anybody can go in.
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Heck of a show.
Lots of blood and heavy metal.
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Forget it. Go on in.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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And here come
the two Banzai Brothers.
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Where's Mike Cody?
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Up there.
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Maybe we'll see some of that tonight.
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- Ha, ha.
- And behind him...
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- I'm looking for Mike Cody.
- I'm Mike Cody, what do you want?
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I need a tow truck.
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What's wrong with your car?
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It stalled in a stream.
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Stalled in a stream?
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Kind of half in and half out.
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We're gonna have
one heck of a melee.
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Damn.
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- You got any money?
- How much?
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- Twenty if I don't get wet, 30 if I do.
- Yeah, sure, whatever.
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All right, gotta wait a minute.
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Take a last look,
give a round of applause
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one last time
before we start this race.
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And here comes the favorite.
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Slam Webster.
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Slam "The Ram" Webster.
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- Slam, Slam, Slam.
- Yeah.
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Slam, Slam, Slam.
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There's my favorite boy out there.
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He's gonna do a real good job.
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I'm glad you like him.
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Uh-oh, here comes the one in black,
Darth Vader.
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We're gonna start
the countdown right now.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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And they're off. There they go.
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I kind of like that Vader
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with that there red car,
beautiful paint job.
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He's gonna fly
on the wheel stack again.
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Red Baron wants to take on
the entire left side of the field.
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Here comes Slam-- Oh!
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Adam Bomb wants some,
he's right in the middle.
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- Oh, beautiful hit.
- Ha, ha.
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Slam Webster,
ladies and gentlemen. Slam Webster.
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Slam just hit them both,
knocking them both in a circle.
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Beautiful hit.
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Beautiful, that was so hard,
it's worth seven points.
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There goes one,
it's up and over into another car.
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Slam's got Pink Slip in his sights.
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- Oh! Beautiful hit from Slam Webster.
- Ha, ha.
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Pink Slip is out of this race.
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Two running cars on the track left.
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And that is, of course,
Slam "The Ram" Webster
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and the Chief of Police,
Darth Vader.
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Slam doesn't see him,
he's coming from behind. Oh!
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Slam didn't even see
that one coming, beautiful.
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Out of the way. He made it.
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Now, he's gonna finish him off.
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- Bam! That is it, that is it.
- Ha, ha.
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Beautiful hit from a backdoor driver.
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Yeah, Slam!
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The Force isn't with him
this evening.
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The old Darth Vader, Tucker Smith,
bites the dust.
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Start it up for the one and the only,
Slam "The Ram" Webster.
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- Great, Slam.
- Attaboy.
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Thank you, thank you,
don't applaud, throw money.
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Slam!
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And that's all for tonight here at--
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That is it, Mike.
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I am a human being, not a light bulb.
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I'll be right back.
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Whew! I think I know who you're
looking for, he's up there.
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- Oh, no.
- That's my daughter.
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00:14:44,121 --> 00:14:45,759
Never again, Tim Pearson.
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Never in one million,
trillion goddamn years.
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It was an accident, Mr. Clark.
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What kind of demented cabbage patch
do you think I hopped out of?
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- Look at her!
- Dad.
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She looks like she was dragged
through a goddamned barnyard.
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- Horny little ba--
- Dad.
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- Easy.
- Come on, lover boy.
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- Come on, you son of a b-!
- Enough, mister.
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This is between us, sweetheart
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00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:07,822
Look buddy, I'll give you 60 seconds
to get off my property
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or I'll kick your tiny nuts
up your big fat ass.
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Sorry, Tim.
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00:15:12,183 --> 00:15:14,390
- Oh, boy.
- All right, let's go, missy.
200
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I'm not gonna forget this, Pearson.
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You too, sweetheart
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00:15:19,256 --> 00:15:21,236
You Roger Pearson's son?
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00:15:21,392 --> 00:15:22,894
Yeah.
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00:15:23,127 --> 00:15:24,367
Hey, hey.
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00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:26,467
Did I miss a good fight?
206
00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:27,904
Wanna earn 30 bucks?
207
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,009
What did you have in mind?
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00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,705
Cut it out, give junior here a tow.
209
00:15:38,843 --> 00:15:41,084
Man, I feel so stupid.
210
00:15:41,245 --> 00:15:44,556
Well, boy, you just discovered
the oldest sexual position in the book.
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00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:45,750
What?
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00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:47,122
The foolish position.
213
00:15:49,386 --> 00:15:50,592
I gotta pull over for a minute.
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00:15:50,754 --> 00:15:51,892
What you just gotta remember,
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your brains are between your ears
and not your legs.
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00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:57,161
Hey, Slam.
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00:15:58,996 --> 00:16:00,942
Things a little rough
at the Speedrome tonight?
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00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:02,133
Yeah, ha, ha.
219
00:16:02,299 --> 00:16:04,643
My friend here had a problem
out at County Line Bridge.
220
00:16:05,002 --> 00:16:08,347
Oh. Out there baiting your hook, huh?
Catch anything?
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00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,747
Damn.
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00:16:13,277 --> 00:16:16,451
How's that gorgeous honey
of a wife of yours doing, huh?
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00:16:16,614 --> 00:16:18,719
- You tell me.
- Come again?
224
00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:22,392
- She wasn't here tonight, was she?
- I don't wanna get messed up--
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00:16:22,553 --> 00:16:24,931
She wasn't here tonight,
was she, Mickey?
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00:16:27,658 --> 00:16:29,035
No.
227
00:16:30,694 --> 00:16:31,729
I'll see you.
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00:16:35,032 --> 00:16:36,136
Hey, Mickey.
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00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:55,488
Slam?
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00:16:55,653 --> 00:16:57,963
Slam, that you?
231
00:16:58,656 --> 00:16:59,794
No, it's a burglar.
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00:17:03,661 --> 00:17:04,765
It's late, baby.
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00:17:08,365 --> 00:17:10,174
So how did you do bowling tonight?
234
00:17:10,501 --> 00:17:14,108
Claire beat me three times in a row.
235
00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:35,296
Let's go to bed, baby.
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00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:50,848
Hey, thanks.
237
00:17:51,008 --> 00:17:52,316
How did we do tonight?
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00:17:52,476 --> 00:17:54,387
Oh, you know.
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00:17:57,314 --> 00:17:59,794
Five, six, seven...
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00:18:00,117 --> 00:18:03,030
This ain't no way
to make a living anymore.
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00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:28,315
Watch it.
Looks like you had a rough night.
242
00:18:28,479 --> 00:18:31,483
You look pretty lonely,
sitting there all beat up.
243
00:18:31,648 --> 00:18:37,428
You don't have to worry about a thing.
I'm gonna take you to junk heaven.
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00:19:00,978 --> 00:19:03,219
Oh, my God.
245
00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:06,826
It's not as bad as it looks, Dad.
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00:19:20,864 --> 00:19:23,504
A door is ajar.
247
00:19:28,072 --> 00:19:31,349
You should've sold out, Michelle,
when your dad died.
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00:19:32,409 --> 00:19:34,582
Look, what if we just cut it in half?
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00:19:35,212 --> 00:19:38,125
- Five thousand?
- I'm sorry, Michelle, but it's business.
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00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:41,695
At this rate, you'll be out of business
by the end of the summer.
251
00:19:41,852 --> 00:19:43,798
All your suppliers have
you on a cash basis.
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00:19:43,954 --> 00:19:46,958
- There is no--
- Thanks for your time, Mr. Fleming.
253
00:19:55,799 --> 00:19:57,244
Hi.
254
00:19:57,835 --> 00:20:00,042
- Hi.
- How are you today?
255
00:20:00,204 --> 00:20:01,649
Fine.
256
00:20:01,805 --> 00:20:04,183
Thanks for helping me out last night.
257
00:20:04,475 --> 00:20:06,682
- It's okay.
- Really.
258
00:20:07,878 --> 00:20:09,050
- Okay.
- I mean it.
259
00:20:12,015 --> 00:20:13,050
Look, I'll see you.
260
00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:16,392
That's a big thermometer.
261
00:20:18,722 --> 00:20:19,826
Yup.
262
00:20:23,393 --> 00:20:25,634
- You want it?
- No.
263
00:20:25,796 --> 00:20:28,572
No, no, no, come on, take it.
They're giving them away free.
264
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,838
Great.
265
00:20:32,536 --> 00:20:35,210
You know, I've always been interested
in the weather.
266
00:20:36,473 --> 00:20:38,009
I bet.
267
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:49,053
Smooth, Pearson.
268
00:20:49,219 --> 00:20:50,857
The weather?
269
00:20:51,121 --> 00:20:52,156
Duh.
270
00:20:53,157 --> 00:20:54,795
- Dad?
- I'll be right out.
271
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:57,837
February, 4720.
That's up a dollar three.
272
00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:02,375
February pork bellies up 187
at 6127.
273
00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:05,742
December five came up 47
at 6267.
274
00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:09,847
Farm report is brought to you hourly
by Gordon Chemical.
275
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:13,454
Your one stop store
for an feed and fertilizer needs.
276
00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:15,112
Back to our musical programming.
277
00:21:15,279 --> 00:21:17,919
Dad, I'm sorry about your car.
278
00:21:19,283 --> 00:21:22,821
You know, a father loaning his car,
his first Cadillac, to his son,
279
00:21:22,986 --> 00:21:26,763
now, that's not just a father loaning
any car to his son.
280
00:21:27,090 --> 00:21:29,195
That's a father loaning a symbol
of his success,
281
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,600
achievement and victories to his son
and saying:
282
00:21:31,762 --> 00:21:33,264
"Here, you take this Cadillac
283
00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:35,910
and you drive it proudly
up the road of your dreams."
284
00:21:37,868 --> 00:21:40,314
But, for chrissake,
don't park the son of a bitch
285
00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:43,178
in the middle of a goddamn stream.
286
00:21:45,275 --> 00:21:47,084
You understand what I'm getting at?
287
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:52,892
I think you're telling me you don't want
me to drive your Cadillac anymore.
288
00:21:55,786 --> 00:21:58,494
I think we understand each other.
289
00:22:15,305 --> 00:22:18,184
Damn it! You turd.
290
00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:20,182
Thought you were gonna
swim to Bora Bora.
291
00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:21,982
Ran out of air.
292
00:22:22,145 --> 00:22:23,283
See any mermaids?
293
00:22:23,447 --> 00:22:25,358
Just catfish.
294
00:22:26,683 --> 00:22:29,061
And I'm so sick of catfish.
295
00:22:29,219 --> 00:22:30,892
How am I gonna be
the next Jacques Cousteau
296
00:22:31,054 --> 00:22:32,863
if I'm sitting in a cornfield?
297
00:22:33,023 --> 00:22:35,503
Still haven't told
your old man yet, huh?
298
00:22:35,659 --> 00:22:37,764
Gotta tell him you're gonna
turn down the scholarship.
299
00:22:37,928 --> 00:22:41,432
Tell him in your valedictory address,
that would really fry his mind.
300
00:22:41,999 --> 00:22:47,574
Ladies and gentlemen,
fellow students, distinguished guests.
301
00:22:47,738 --> 00:22:50,309
Today is a very special day.
302
00:22:50,774 --> 00:22:52,481
Today is a day unlike any other day.
303
00:22:54,578 --> 00:22:58,526
Today is the day
where we wave hello with one hand
304
00:22:58,682 --> 00:23:01,026
and wave goodbye
with the other hand.
305
00:23:04,187 --> 00:23:06,167
Dinner's on the table.
306
00:23:07,624 --> 00:23:09,467
Thank you, Dad.
307
00:23:21,004 --> 00:23:23,712
- Looks good.
- Oh, thanks.
308
00:23:25,275 --> 00:23:26,879
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
309
00:23:27,044 --> 00:23:28,216
What's wrong with you?
310
00:23:28,812 --> 00:23:30,257
Nothing.
311
00:23:35,919 --> 00:23:38,229
- I can't help it.
- Susan.
312
00:23:38,388 --> 00:23:40,265
It's killing me, I can't help it.
313
00:23:40,424 --> 00:23:42,768
The conversation is finished.
314
00:23:42,926 --> 00:23:45,372
- What conversation?
- It's none of your business.
315
00:23:45,529 --> 00:23:47,805
- Yeah, they're my boobs.
- Susan.
316
00:23:47,964 --> 00:23:49,238
What boobs? You have boobs?
317
00:23:49,399 --> 00:23:50,605
Can it.
318
00:23:50,767 --> 00:23:51,905
See, Mom, that's what I mean.
319
00:23:52,069 --> 00:23:54,447
You can't even tell I have anything
with this dumb thing on.
320
00:23:54,604 --> 00:23:57,585
- We wear bras in this family, period.
- We do?
321
00:23:57,741 --> 00:24:00,483
- I said can it.
- It's canned, it's canned.
322
00:24:00,644 --> 00:24:02,783
- Took me 13 years to grow them-
- Oh, my God.
323
00:24:02,946 --> 00:24:04,220
Just when they stem to show,
324
00:24:04,381 --> 00:24:06,019
I have to smash them down
with a bra?
325
00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:07,856
Better smashed than flopping.
326
00:24:08,018 --> 00:24:09,156
I wish they'd flop.
327
00:24:09,319 --> 00:24:11,560
I'd pay a million dollars
if they'd just wiggle a little.
328
00:24:11,722 --> 00:24:13,963
- Susan, I'm warning you.
- They're my boobs, Mom.
329
00:24:14,124 --> 00:24:16,195
- Breasts.
- Breast, boob, what's the difference?
330
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,533
- A lot in your case.
- Oh, sit on it.
331
00:24:18,695 --> 00:24:19,730
- Susan.
- Tim.
332
00:24:19,896 --> 00:24:20,931
All right.
333
00:24:24,034 --> 00:24:26,139
The conversation is finished.
334
00:24:26,303 --> 00:24:27,577
Some conversation.
335
00:24:28,271 --> 00:24:31,081
I thought we'd have
a little get-together in the backyard
336
00:24:31,241 --> 00:24:32,914
after the graduation exercises.
337
00:24:33,076 --> 00:24:34,612
Oh, I don't wanna have a party.
338
00:24:34,778 --> 00:24:36,018
Oh, sure you do.
339
00:24:36,179 --> 00:24:37,681
Mom, I would really just like to-—
340
00:24:39,049 --> 00:24:40,892
Oh, Dad, gross.
341
00:24:43,353 --> 00:24:44,889
Excuse me.
342
00:25:02,305 --> 00:25:04,376
MTV Music Television.
343
00:25:04,541 --> 00:25:07,385
We've got your favorite
video music in stereo.
344
00:26:01,731 --> 00:26:03,176
Scuba diver
345
00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:05,978
Derby driver
346
00:26:06,536 --> 00:26:09,983
A mean mother, international lover
347
00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:11,778
Demolition
348
00:26:11,942 --> 00:26:13,512
No competition
349
00:26:13,677 --> 00:26:16,681
Weathered skies
That like to raise suspicion
350
00:26:17,547 --> 00:26:20,790
Late at night
Into your dreams I creep
351
00:26:20,951 --> 00:26:22,988
Make your fantasies come true
352
00:26:24,488 --> 00:26:25,523
I steal your heart
353
00:26:25,689 --> 00:26:27,930
And I'll make you love me
While you sleep
354
00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:29,702
I'll make love to you
355
00:26:31,061 --> 00:26:36,067
I'm your steely man
Steely man of action
356
00:26:36,233 --> 00:26:39,476
That's right, babe
I'm your steely man
357
00:26:39,636 --> 00:26:40,842
What are you guys doing here?
358
00:26:41,004 --> 00:26:43,507
We just need a couple
of hundred thousand to tide us over.
359
00:26:43,673 --> 00:26:45,846
All we've got left
is the condo in Bogotá.
360
00:26:46,009 --> 00:26:47,317
I'm busy, leave me alone.
361
00:26:47,477 --> 00:26:48,512
You can't do this to us,
362
00:26:48,678 --> 00:26:50,521
not after all the things
we've done for you.
363
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,660
- Yeah, Tim.
- Johnny, take care of them.
364
00:26:52,816 --> 00:26:53,851
Beat it.
365
00:26:56,186 --> 00:26:57,221
I see your picture
366
00:26:57,888 --> 00:26:59,561
There we are
367
00:26:59,723 --> 00:27:03,102
Making love in the back of my car
368
00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:04,295
You're so fine
369
00:27:05,095 --> 00:27:06,768
You're so tough
370
00:27:06,930 --> 00:27:09,536
I like a girl who likes it
When I get a little rough
371
00:27:11,501 --> 00:27:13,572
Ain't no way I'm gonna let you be
372
00:27:14,804 --> 00:27:17,307
A girl like you
Could get the best out of me
373
00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:22,084
So when you're feeling
Like you need a little company
374
00:27:22,245 --> 00:27:24,088
I'm at your service for free
375
00:27:24,814 --> 00:27:26,953
I'm your steely man
376
00:27:27,117 --> 00:27:30,326
Steely man of action
377
00:27:31,221 --> 00:27:36,295
I'm your steely man
Steely man of action
378
00:27:37,527 --> 00:27:42,272
I'm your steely man
Steely man of action
379
00:27:44,034 --> 00:27:49,916
I'm your steely man
Steely man of action
380
00:28:14,798 --> 00:28:16,505
Stick them up.
381
00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:17,701
You got any gum?
382
00:28:18,034 --> 00:28:19,138
What?
383
00:28:19,302 --> 00:28:22,181
You got any gum?
384
00:28:22,906 --> 00:28:24,544
No, sorry.
385
00:28:27,377 --> 00:28:29,015
Damn.
386
00:28:29,279 --> 00:28:30,622
You work here?
387
00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:33,693
Yup, me and my ma.
388
00:28:34,884 --> 00:28:38,093
She sells the hot dogs,
takes the ticket money.
389
00:28:38,254 --> 00:28:42,327
I drive the forklift, that's my job.
390
00:28:42,492 --> 00:28:44,472
Nobody can do it but me.
391
00:28:45,528 --> 00:28:48,270
If you wanna drive in the derby,
what do you gotta do?
392
00:28:48,431 --> 00:28:52,345
Just put it in reverse, go like crazy.
Ka-bam!
393
00:28:52,502 --> 00:28:54,140
That's it, huh?
394
00:28:54,304 --> 00:28:56,284
Smash them up.
395
00:28:56,506 --> 00:28:59,248
- Where do you get the cars?
- I got some back there.
396
00:28:59,409 --> 00:29:00,888
I got a...
397
00:29:01,044 --> 00:29:02,250
What do they call it?
398
00:29:02,412 --> 00:29:04,915
The front of it
looks like a rocket ship.
399
00:29:05,148 --> 00:29:06,957
Studebakers,
you know, Studebakers?
400
00:29:07,117 --> 00:29:08,152
Yeah, sure.
401
00:29:08,318 --> 00:29:11,094
Well, it's kind of a Studebaker,
it's got a Buick engine in it.
402
00:29:11,254 --> 00:29:12,858
It's a "Stud-a-Buick."
403
00:29:13,023 --> 00:29:14,900
Here comes the Stud-a-Buick.
404
00:29:15,058 --> 00:29:17,561
They don't make them anymore.
All out.
405
00:29:17,727 --> 00:29:19,570
- You want that one?
- How much you want-—?
406
00:29:19,729 --> 00:29:21,504
You can't sell my cars, Cowboy,
you know that.
407
00:29:21,665 --> 00:29:22,973
- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't.
408
00:29:23,133 --> 00:29:26,046
- Why not?
- Because they're mine, not yours.
409
00:29:26,202 --> 00:29:27,237
They are too mine.
410
00:29:28,805 --> 00:29:31,081
Look, just go back to the trailer
and I'll fix you supper.
411
00:29:31,241 --> 00:29:32,413
I ain't hungry.
412
00:29:32,575 --> 00:29:33,849
Just do what I say, go.
413
00:29:34,010 --> 00:29:35,080
Now, go.
414
00:29:35,245 --> 00:29:36,690
- Come here.
- What?
415
00:29:36,846 --> 00:29:39,122
You got something in your ear.
416
00:29:42,385 --> 00:29:44,160
Thanks, Mike.
417
00:29:44,454 --> 00:29:46,195
I didn't mean to get him in any trouble.
418
00:29:46,356 --> 00:29:47,391
You didn't.
419
00:29:47,557 --> 00:29:48,592
What can I do for you?
420
00:29:48,758 --> 00:29:50,897
- I wanna drive in the derby.
- Why?
421
00:29:51,061 --> 00:29:53,234
I thought it'd be some fun,
that's all.
422
00:29:53,396 --> 00:29:56,400
- You gotta be 18.
- No sweat, I turned 18 last month.
423
00:29:56,566 --> 00:29:58,671
Look, some other time.
424
00:29:59,836 --> 00:30:01,338
Does that mean no?
425
00:30:01,504 --> 00:30:02,744
It means some other time.
426
00:30:02,906 --> 00:30:05,250
If you don't take my word for it,
go ask your dad.
427
00:30:05,408 --> 00:30:07,081
What does he have to do with it?
428
00:30:07,277 --> 00:30:08,881
Go home.
429
00:30:14,584 --> 00:30:18,088
Back, back. Reach, reach, reach.
430
00:30:18,254 --> 00:30:20,063
Take it down, now stretch.
431
00:30:21,124 --> 00:30:23,229
You gotta work that body every day.
432
00:30:23,393 --> 00:30:25,270
Now, come on,
what are you waiting for?
433
00:30:25,428 --> 00:30:26,463
Oh, hi.
434
00:30:26,629 --> 00:30:29,769
- Dinner will be ready real soon.
- Hold it down, hands up.
435
00:30:29,933 --> 00:30:33,847
Side, side, side, side,
side, side, side.
436
00:30:34,003 --> 00:30:35,346
I must be adopted.
437
00:30:35,505 --> 00:30:38,577
Come on, hold that
stomach in, honey. Side, side.
438
00:30:38,742 --> 00:30:39,846
Dad, you know Mike Cody?
439
00:30:40,009 --> 00:30:41,079
What about her?
440
00:30:41,244 --> 00:30:42,746
I went to the Speedrome today to--
441
00:30:42,912 --> 00:30:45,518
- I don't want you to go out there.
- Why?
442
00:30:45,682 --> 00:30:47,286
I just don't, you got it?
443
00:30:47,450 --> 00:30:48,861
Got what? What's going on?
444
00:30:49,018 --> 00:30:51,726
Nothing is going on.
445
00:30:51,888 --> 00:30:55,097
Do you have to resist everything
that I ever say to you?
446
00:30:55,258 --> 00:30:57,602
I'm not resisting you,
I'd like something better than "no."
447
00:30:57,761 --> 00:31:00,765
- You're resisting with that attitude.
- You always turn everything around.
448
00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:03,376
Ah, don't use that Psychology Today
routine on me.
449
00:31:03,533 --> 00:31:06,207
- I'm not in the mood for it.
- Dinner's on.
450
00:31:06,369 --> 00:31:08,815
- Let's go eat.
- I'm not hungry.
451
00:31:11,374 --> 00:31:12,512
Susan, let's eat.
452
00:31:14,144 --> 00:31:15,316
Susan, let's eat!
453
00:31:15,478 --> 00:31:18,357
You don't have to yell.
Why is everyone always yelling at me?
454
00:31:18,515 --> 00:31:22,986
I'm not bothering anyone. I'm sick
of everyone always yelling at me.
455
00:31:27,390 --> 00:31:30,428
Slam, there's a Hungry-Man
dinner in the oven.
456
00:31:30,593 --> 00:31:31,628
Where you going?
457
00:31:31,795 --> 00:31:34,071
- I told you.
- Told me what?
458
00:31:34,230 --> 00:31:36,073
I'm going marketing, honey.
459
00:31:36,232 --> 00:31:37,370
Dressed like that?
460
00:31:38,668 --> 00:31:42,309
Well, I was gonna go naked
but my ass sticks to the car seat.
461
00:31:43,673 --> 00:31:45,346
Bye, honey.
462
00:31:59,656 --> 00:32:03,035
Well, hidey hidey ho, Mikey.
463
00:32:03,193 --> 00:32:05,036
I haven't seen you in a long time.
464
00:32:05,195 --> 00:32:06,731
Hey, Uncle Bob, how you doing?
465
00:32:06,896 --> 00:32:07,931
My back's killing me.
466
00:32:08,097 --> 00:32:11,078
Every time I piss, it burns like
I got a butane lighter stuck up my ass.
467
00:32:11,234 --> 00:32:13,373
Otherwise, everything's just peachy.
468
00:32:13,536 --> 00:32:15,311
How are you?
469
00:32:15,471 --> 00:32:17,178
Making it.
470
00:32:18,141 --> 00:32:19,677
What are you drinking tonight?
471
00:32:19,843 --> 00:32:21,015
I'll have a beer.
472
00:32:21,177 --> 00:32:22,781
You got it.
473
00:32:23,179 --> 00:32:24,590
How's Aunt Winnie?
474
00:32:24,747 --> 00:32:26,727
Oh, hell, she's fine.
475
00:32:28,318 --> 00:32:29,797
I need to ask you a favor.
476
00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:32,590
Shoot.
477
00:32:33,656 --> 00:32:35,294
I need to borrow some money.
478
00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:36,766
Okay.
479
00:32:36,926 --> 00:32:39,099
How much you need, kiddo?
480
00:32:41,531 --> 00:32:42,566
Ten thousand dollars.
481
00:32:45,468 --> 00:32:47,243
Ten thousand?
482
00:32:49,272 --> 00:32:52,845
Hmm. I love you, I truly do, but...
483
00:32:53,009 --> 00:32:57,617
Oh, Winnie would pass a kidney stone
if I loaned you anything like that.
484
00:32:57,780 --> 00:32:59,987
I know, you don't have to explain.
485
00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:03,120
I know I don't, damn it, but I'm...
486
00:33:03,386 --> 00:33:05,229
I'm just sorry.
487
00:33:05,822 --> 00:33:08,393
- You were better off out in California--
- Oh, Bob, please.
488
00:33:08,558 --> 00:33:10,367
Now, listen to me.
489
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,062
You are smart and you are pretty
490
00:33:12,228 --> 00:33:14,834
and you could be or do almost
anything in the world you wanted to,
491
00:33:14,998 --> 00:33:16,841
but no, no, no, not you.
492
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,479
You're gonna hold your head up high.
493
00:33:18,635 --> 00:33:20,478
Let me just tell you something,
494
00:33:20,637 --> 00:33:22,583
when you're neck deep in shit,
you got no choice-
495
00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:25,515
- But to hold your head up high.
- But to hold your head up high.
496
00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:27,415
I am my father's daughter.
497
00:33:31,014 --> 00:33:32,459
Quiet down back there.
498
00:33:35,618 --> 00:33:37,325
- Slam.
- Give me another round.
499
00:33:37,487 --> 00:33:39,398
Listen, I'm gonna slam you
the hell out of here
500
00:33:39,555 --> 00:33:40,932
if you break that damn game.
501
00:33:41,090 --> 00:33:42,194
Give me another round.
502
00:33:42,358 --> 00:33:44,531
No way, Jose.
503
00:33:44,694 --> 00:33:47,004
- Oh, shit, I'll get it myself.
- Whoa.
504
00:33:47,797 --> 00:33:49,640
- Come on, I'll take you home.
- I'm all right.
505
00:33:49,799 --> 00:33:50,834
Yeah, bullshit.
506
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,479
- I'm all right.
- Come on.
507
00:33:52,635 --> 00:33:55,548
- No.
- Look, do you wanna fight?
508
00:33:55,705 --> 00:33:56,877
I don't hit women.
509
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,543
Good, I don't hit drunks.
510
00:33:59,709 --> 00:34:01,814
Hey, I'm sorry, everybody.
511
00:34:01,978 --> 00:34:04,254
There's only two kinds of drunks.
512
00:34:04,414 --> 00:34:07,623
Those that are sorry
and those that soon will be.
513
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,320
You think you can handle him
all right?
514
00:34:09,485 --> 00:34:11,988
Yeah, no problem.
515
00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:16,498
If he gets antsy on you,
516
00:34:16,926 --> 00:34:20,396
you just rap his head
on the pavement a couple of times.
517
00:34:27,303 --> 00:34:29,180
What's that?
518
00:34:29,539 --> 00:34:31,576
Five hundred dollars.
519
00:34:31,874 --> 00:34:33,285
Winnie doesn't know about it.
520
00:34:33,443 --> 00:34:35,684
The Internal Revenue
doesn't know about it.
521
00:34:35,845 --> 00:34:39,054
Nobody knows about it
and that's just the way I wanna keep it.
522
00:34:39,215 --> 00:34:40,592
- I can't take it.
- Sure you can.
523
00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:42,787
Now just put it in your pocket.
524
00:34:46,789 --> 00:34:48,496
Oh, goddamn it.
525
00:34:48,658 --> 00:34:49,693
Come on.
526
00:34:49,859 --> 00:34:52,499
Go on now. Get out.
527
00:34:57,433 --> 00:34:59,504
Slam? Slam.
528
00:34:59,669 --> 00:35:01,307
Wait a minute.
529
00:35:01,471 --> 00:35:03,576
No, Slam, this way.
530
00:35:04,207 --> 00:35:05,447
You love anybody, Mike?
531
00:35:07,443 --> 00:35:09,389
Yeah, I guess so.
532
00:35:12,882 --> 00:35:14,953
Did you ever love me?
533
00:35:15,585 --> 00:35:17,258
You're drunk.
534
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:18,955
I know that.
535
00:35:20,323 --> 00:35:22,269
I'm just asking you a question.
536
00:35:27,597 --> 00:35:29,372
Hey, you know...
537
00:35:30,099 --> 00:35:32,579
You are a beautiful woman.
538
00:35:32,735 --> 00:35:34,009
Don't even think about it, Slam,
539
00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:36,275
because I'll kick your ass
drunk or sober.
540
00:35:36,672 --> 00:35:39,118
Goddamn, you're hostile.
I'm not gonna jump on you.
541
00:35:40,510 --> 00:35:43,855
Couldn't get it up now if you were
a pair of twins in a vat of Mazola oil.
542
00:35:47,550 --> 00:35:49,393
Stop it.
543
00:35:50,486 --> 00:35:51,931
Wait, wait. Oh.
544
00:35:52,522 --> 00:35:54,900
- Jeez.
- Ha, ha. Oops.
545
00:35:59,796 --> 00:36:04,302
You remember that time we all went
skinny-dipping out at the lake?
546
00:36:04,801 --> 00:36:07,941
- Uh-uh.
- Oh, come on, you know...
547
00:36:08,104 --> 00:36:11,677
The night your old man caught us
trying to rip off a keg of beer
548
00:36:11,841 --> 00:36:13,286
from the concession stand?
549
00:36:13,443 --> 00:36:16,322
That was a long time ago, Slam.
550
00:36:17,947 --> 00:36:19,927
Man.
551
00:36:21,884 --> 00:36:23,761
I had a crush on you.
552
00:36:25,488 --> 00:36:27,593
You always treated me
like I had the plague.
553
00:36:27,957 --> 00:36:31,166
Because you're so goddamn weird.
You always scared the crap out of me.
554
00:36:32,528 --> 00:36:35,839
Hell, you broke Glen Reynolds' nose
when he tried to get in your pants.
555
00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:39,174
I didn't break yours.
556
00:36:41,304 --> 00:36:46,413
No, you just broke my head when you
ran off with that jerk-off dopehead.
557
00:36:51,147 --> 00:36:52,649
Mike?
558
00:36:54,016 --> 00:36:55,552
Yeah?
559
00:37:06,295 --> 00:37:08,832
It's okay, Slam.
560
00:37:28,818 --> 00:37:32,356
Yo! Hey, what are you doing,
birdwatching or something?
561
00:37:33,055 --> 00:37:35,194
What's wrong with you, you sick?
562
00:37:35,358 --> 00:37:36,701
I don't know.
563
00:37:36,859 --> 00:37:38,668
Maybe I ought to call it
and head home.
564
00:37:38,828 --> 00:37:42,071
Yeah, maybe you ought to.
You don't look so hot.
565
00:37:54,110 --> 00:37:55,555
Yeah, baby.
566
00:37:57,346 --> 00:38:00,589
- Slide on in.
- Thank you, baby.
567
00:38:02,919 --> 00:38:04,262
- Oh, shit.
- What?
568
00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:05,922
- Ernie.
- Who?
569
00:38:06,088 --> 00:38:08,728
- Ernie, Slam, my husband.
- Oh, no.
570
00:38:12,962 --> 00:38:14,202
Start the car.
571
00:38:17,033 --> 00:38:19,138
Out of the car, both of you, now.
572
00:38:19,302 --> 00:38:20,804
Wait a second, Ernie.
573
00:38:20,970 --> 00:38:22,449
I said, get out of the car.
574
00:38:22,605 --> 00:38:24,585
- It's not what you--
- It's not what I what?
575
00:38:24,740 --> 00:38:25,946
I suppose the greaseball there
576
00:38:26,108 --> 00:38:28,281
is just a fucking figment
of my imagination, right?
577
00:38:29,478 --> 00:38:32,891
Slam, this is Donny. We were just--
578
00:38:33,049 --> 00:38:36,121
You were just boffing him
in my bed, weren't you?
579
00:38:36,652 --> 00:38:40,464
In my goddamn bed
in my goddamn house!
580
00:38:44,627 --> 00:38:47,437
I am warning you,
get out of the goddamn car now.
581
00:38:47,597 --> 00:38:50,771
Hey, pal, why don't you just cool off
a few degrees?
582
00:38:52,201 --> 00:38:54,238
You talking to me, pal?
583
00:38:54,403 --> 00:38:56,280
Better move your truck, pal.
584
00:38:56,872 --> 00:38:58,613
Move the pickup, right now.
585
00:38:58,774 --> 00:39:00,776
What, do you think
you're going somewhere?
586
00:39:00,943 --> 00:39:02,445
Get out of the car.
587
00:39:02,612 --> 00:39:04,353
Damn it, move the pickup.
588
00:39:04,513 --> 00:39:07,517
I'll give you to the count of five
to get out of that car.
589
00:39:07,683 --> 00:39:09,754
- Stop it, Ernie.
- One.
590
00:39:09,919 --> 00:39:11,592
- Get your hands off the car.
- Two.
591
00:39:12,421 --> 00:39:13,832
Three.
592
00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:16,903
Four, five.
593
00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:19,095
Hey, I'm warning you.
594
00:39:19,262 --> 00:39:20,832
Oh, yeah?
595
00:39:20,997 --> 00:39:24,206
Stop it, you son of a bitch.
596
00:39:24,367 --> 00:39:26,847
Just get out of the car, pal.
597
00:39:27,003 --> 00:39:29,381
Fuck you, Jake, you're nuts.
598
00:39:29,538 --> 00:39:30,573
Oh, yeah?
599
00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:32,777
You wanna see nuts?
I'll show you nuts.
600
00:39:32,942 --> 00:39:34,853
This is nuts, pal.
601
00:39:35,278 --> 00:39:37,053
Oh, shit.
602
00:39:41,217 --> 00:39:42,287
Ernie!
603
00:39:48,691 --> 00:39:49,726
Oh, shit!
604
00:39:50,192 --> 00:39:52,138
He's gone crazy.
605
00:39:52,762 --> 00:39:54,036
He's gonna kill us.
606
00:39:54,597 --> 00:39:57,476
- No, no!
- Let go, damn it.
607
00:39:57,633 --> 00:39:59,635
- Let go.
- Don't shoot him.
608
00:40:01,003 --> 00:40:02,175
Oh, damn it!
609
00:40:02,338 --> 00:40:04,443
Oh, my God.
610
00:40:07,209 --> 00:40:08,586
Candy, are you all right?
611
00:40:08,744 --> 00:40:11,691
I shot him, I shot him.
612
00:40:11,847 --> 00:40:13,622
Are you hit?
613
00:40:16,018 --> 00:40:18,157
Does a duck have lips?
614
00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:26,106
Okay, now you sure nobody wants
to press charges against nobody else?
615
00:40:30,266 --> 00:40:33,338
Well, in that case, have a nice day.
616
00:40:39,709 --> 00:40:41,882
Come on, I'll give you a ride home.
617
00:40:42,545 --> 00:40:43,751
Candy, look, hey.
618
00:40:43,913 --> 00:40:45,551
You just stay away from me.
619
00:40:46,716 --> 00:40:48,889
I'll get home on my own.
620
00:40:53,956 --> 00:40:55,458
Hey.
621
00:41:00,563 --> 00:41:02,474
Oh, shit.
622
00:41:42,071 --> 00:41:43,982
What are you doing here?
623
00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:47,045
I can't go home.
624
00:41:47,810 --> 00:41:49,619
Did she kick you out?
625
00:41:50,179 --> 00:41:51,988
Right on my ass.
626
00:41:52,148 --> 00:41:56,597
Got some, uh, peace-bond thing
sworn out on me.
627
00:41:57,253 --> 00:41:59,358
Not only can't I sleep
in my own bed with my own wife,
628
00:41:59,522 --> 00:42:02,435
I gotta fucking stay
50 feet away from her.
629
00:42:02,591 --> 00:42:04,468
Like I'm supposed to carry
a damned tape measure
630
00:42:04,627 --> 00:42:06,038
around with me or something.
631
00:42:06,195 --> 00:42:07,868
What happened?
632
00:42:09,632 --> 00:42:12,044
Poor judgment on my part. Ha, ha.
633
00:42:12,201 --> 00:42:14,943
- Did you beat her up?
- Hell no.
634
00:42:15,104 --> 00:42:16,811
I beat up her boyfriend's car.
635
00:42:21,110 --> 00:42:22,953
Sells washing machines
over in Cartersville.
636
00:42:23,112 --> 00:42:24,318
He's one of these slick creeps
637
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,292
with all them gold chains
and a Coppertone tan.
638
00:42:28,551 --> 00:42:32,294
You got the worst taste in women
of any man I've ever known.
639
00:42:32,455 --> 00:42:35,129
Well, screw you and thanks a lot.
640
00:42:35,357 --> 00:42:38,304
What, all of a sudden, you're an expert
on marriage, the divorced old maid?
641
00:42:38,828 --> 00:42:40,967
At least
I'm not afraid of being alone.
642
00:42:41,130 --> 00:42:42,700
Or whatever's
spooking you so bad,
643
00:42:42,865 --> 00:42:44,811
you'd rather eat it
and babysit some little tease.
644
00:42:44,967 --> 00:42:46,469
Oh, hell, Mike.
645
00:42:46,635 --> 00:42:49,172
I know a lot of girls
playing the same game as Candy.
646
00:42:49,338 --> 00:42:52,615
Suckering some airhead
like you into playing house.
647
00:42:52,775 --> 00:42:54,413
She loves me, goddamn it.
648
00:42:54,577 --> 00:42:57,421
That's why she's slipping and sliding
with a washing machine salesman?
649
00:42:57,580 --> 00:43:00,754
Oh, jeez,
you are something else, woman.
650
00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:02,122
I mean, she's young.
651
00:43:02,284 --> 00:43:05,458
This guy, Danny or Dinky or Dipshit
or whatever the fuck his name is,
652
00:43:05,621 --> 00:43:09,194
he's got her snowed over
with some act that she fell for.
653
00:43:09,358 --> 00:43:11,634
- She doesn't know what she's doing.
- Bull.
654
00:43:11,794 --> 00:43:13,501
You can't tell me
that I don't love her.
655
00:43:14,797 --> 00:43:17,437
- You don't.
- Oh, goddamn it, Mike.
656
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,443
I love her.
657
00:43:20,035 --> 00:43:22,345
She loves me, I mean--
658
00:43:23,172 --> 00:43:24,207
I do things for her.
659
00:43:24,373 --> 00:43:26,853
I shovel gravel five days a week
on some kidney-shaking machine
660
00:43:27,009 --> 00:43:28,955
that gives me hemorrhoids
the size of watermelons.
661
00:43:29,111 --> 00:43:32,820
Then you zip out here and spend every
minute away from her in the derby.
662
00:43:32,982 --> 00:43:34,120
What am I supposed to do?
663
00:43:35,217 --> 00:43:37,219
This place is the only thing
that makes me different
664
00:43:37,386 --> 00:43:38,694
from almost everybody else.
665
00:43:39,455 --> 00:43:43,335
I like to smash cars
and I am damn good at it.
666
00:43:43,859 --> 00:43:46,237
You know,
you're telling the wrong woman.
667
00:43:59,742 --> 00:44:02,484
You know, you shouldn't eat toast
with braces on your teeth.
668
00:44:02,645 --> 00:44:05,819
Makes your mouth
look like a garbage disposal.
669
00:44:07,950 --> 00:44:09,861
Looks like you're carrying
your lunch in there.
670
00:44:10,019 --> 00:44:12,260
- God, you are so warped.
- Me?
671
00:44:12,421 --> 00:44:16,096
You know, if puberty was a terminal
disease, you'd be the poster child?
672
00:44:16,892 --> 00:44:20,499
- Go suck dead bicycle seats.
- Susan.
673
00:44:21,764 --> 00:44:22,936
Are you on drugs?
674
00:44:23,098 --> 00:44:24,441
What?
675
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,513
Whatever your problem is,
you better get yourself straight.
676
00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:29,411
And, oh, by the way, don't forget,
677
00:44:29,572 --> 00:44:32,143
you gotta wear a tie
and a jacket for the picture tonight.
678
00:44:32,308 --> 00:44:33,946
What picture?
679
00:44:34,109 --> 00:44:36,146
You got a brain up there
or a paperweight?
680
00:44:36,312 --> 00:44:37,347
Dad, do I have to?
681
00:44:37,780 --> 00:44:39,657
Yes, damn it, you have to.
682
00:44:39,815 --> 00:44:42,227
I'm a county commissioner
and you're the class Valedictorian,
683
00:44:42,384 --> 00:44:45,194
and we're gonna have our picture
taken whether you like it or not.
684
00:44:45,354 --> 00:44:46,662
Yes, sir.
685
00:44:48,624 --> 00:44:50,865
You better straighten out
that attitude of yours, mister,
686
00:44:51,026 --> 00:44:53,302
or you and me
are gonna go to the mat.
687
00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:58,471
If you don't realize,
688
00:44:58,634 --> 00:45:02,878
I believe that the most important skill
you've acquired in this institution,
689
00:45:03,038 --> 00:45:05,382
and I hope you have acquired it,
690
00:45:05,708 --> 00:45:08,416
is the ability to communicate.
691
00:45:08,577 --> 00:45:11,615
A language,
orally or the written word.
692
00:45:44,179 --> 00:45:46,250
Dad!
693
00:45:50,519 --> 00:45:52,226
- Go!
- Go, go!
694
00:46:19,448 --> 00:46:21,724
No!
695
00:46:21,884 --> 00:46:23,363
Tim.
696
00:46:24,053 --> 00:46:25,088
Tim.
697
00:46:27,690 --> 00:46:28,896
Sorry.
698
00:46:29,058 --> 00:46:30,867
I was afraid you'd gone into a coma.
699
00:46:38,267 --> 00:46:39,837
Hey, is he finished yet?
700
00:46:40,002 --> 00:46:42,573
I don't know, I'm gonna go find out.
701
00:46:44,073 --> 00:46:46,280
- I got your dress, Mike.
- Thanks, Cowboy.
702
00:46:46,442 --> 00:46:47,944
- Are you going to a party?
- Mm-mm.
703
00:46:48,110 --> 00:46:49,919
Going to county commission
meeting tonight.
704
00:46:50,079 --> 00:46:52,286
- They gonna have ice cream there?
- No.
705
00:46:52,448 --> 00:46:53,859
- They're not?
- Uh-uh.
706
00:46:54,016 --> 00:46:55,996
I don't wanna go then.
707
00:46:56,552 --> 00:46:57,826
Guess I have to go without you.
708
00:46:57,986 --> 00:46:59,124
Guess so.
709
00:46:59,288 --> 00:47:01,564
Put that in my trailer for me, okay?
710
00:47:03,258 --> 00:47:04,999
- Hi, Slam.
- Hey, Cowboy, put them up.
711
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,333
- Mr. Kutch.
- Yo.
712
00:47:08,864 --> 00:47:10,400
What do you say?
713
00:47:10,566 --> 00:47:12,375
- For everything?
- Yup.
714
00:47:12,534 --> 00:47:14,639
Including that pile of batteries
and tires back there?
715
00:47:14,803 --> 00:47:16,749
- No, that's another deal.
- Hey there.
716
00:47:16,905 --> 00:47:19,215
- Hi, Slam.
- How's it going?
717
00:47:19,608 --> 00:47:21,315
Wait.
Look, I'm real busy right now.
718
00:47:21,477 --> 00:47:24,720
- What's up?
- Uh...
719
00:47:25,748 --> 00:47:29,491
I was just thinking that maybe
we could go out to dinner tonight.
720
00:47:30,085 --> 00:47:32,622
I thought you were a married man.
721
00:47:32,821 --> 00:47:34,698
Just dinner, that's all.
722
00:47:34,857 --> 00:47:36,268
Getting even with Candy?
723
00:47:36,425 --> 00:47:37,961
Damn it,
I'm not trying to get even,
724
00:47:38,127 --> 00:47:39,435
I'm trying to ask you for a date.
725
00:47:39,595 --> 00:47:41,302
You remember dates, don't you?
726
00:47:41,463 --> 00:47:43,033
I never remember
you asking me for one.
727
00:47:43,799 --> 00:47:46,871
This is going over
like a fad in church.
728
00:47:47,035 --> 00:47:49,072
Say, 3000?
729
00:47:49,238 --> 00:47:50,478
Three and a half.
730
00:47:50,639 --> 00:47:52,175
Three and a half?
731
00:47:52,341 --> 00:47:53,786
Hey look, I'll see you later, okay?
732
00:47:54,276 --> 00:47:56,779
Look, Slam, I'd like to go.
733
00:47:56,945 --> 00:47:58,618
Really, I'm just busy tonight.
734
00:47:58,781 --> 00:48:02,058
Look, 3250
including the batteries and tires.
735
00:48:02,284 --> 00:48:05,231
Three and a half with the tires
and batteries.
736
00:48:06,255 --> 00:48:08,895
How about if we have a drink
after the derby tomorrow?
737
00:48:09,358 --> 00:48:11,838
Yeah, sure, okay.
Yeah, if you want to.
738
00:48:12,494 --> 00:48:14,565
- Okay.
- See you.
739
00:48:14,730 --> 00:48:17,768
Three-and-a-half for everything,
including the batteries and tires?
740
00:48:17,933 --> 00:48:18,968
Draw.
741
00:48:19,134 --> 00:48:22,172
- Oh, you got me.
- I did?
742
00:48:22,337 --> 00:48:24,510
Three and a half, take it or leave it.
743
00:48:27,776 --> 00:48:29,414
I'll take it.
744
00:48:30,045 --> 00:48:31,080
Okay.
745
00:48:34,383 --> 00:48:36,727
That's the best you could do, huh?
746
00:48:37,085 --> 00:48:39,156
Shirt tie, and jacket.
747
00:48:39,888 --> 00:48:41,299
Yeah.
748
00:48:42,090 --> 00:48:44,434
Dad, one of these days,
your stomach's gonna melt down.
749
00:48:44,593 --> 00:48:47,096
It'll be like the China syndrome
and burn right through you.
750
00:48:47,262 --> 00:48:49,139
Oh, that's a pleasant thought.
751
00:48:50,833 --> 00:48:53,313
Dad, what would you think
if I didn't work for you this summer
752
00:48:53,468 --> 00:48:55,311
- and I took some time off?
- Time off?
753
00:48:55,470 --> 00:48:57,507
I need to do some things,
see some things.
754
00:48:57,673 --> 00:48:59,050
Great, I'll sell the house,
755
00:48:59,208 --> 00:49:01,085
we'll buy you a ticket
on the space shuttle.
756
00:49:01,243 --> 00:49:03,245
- I'm being serious, Dad.
- Seriously disturbed.
757
00:49:03,412 --> 00:49:06,018
I need to get away from here,
I need some time.
758
00:49:06,181 --> 00:49:07,683
Let me tell you something.
759
00:49:07,850 --> 00:49:11,662
Losers never have enough time,
winners have all the time in the world.
760
00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:13,697
Oh, boy.
761
00:49:14,122 --> 00:49:16,068
That makes you an exceptionally
high yield...
762
00:49:16,225 --> 00:49:18,205
- Dad, listen to me-
- Oh, we're gonna be late.
763
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:22,172
Dad, I'm gonna turn down
that scholarship to ISU.
764
00:49:22,331 --> 00:49:24,470
I wanna go to school in Florida
and study oceanography.
765
00:49:24,633 --> 00:49:26,135
You what? Now you listen to me--
766
00:49:26,301 --> 00:49:27,371
- Hey there--
- I got-
767
00:49:27,536 --> 00:49:30,449
- Randy, how are you this evening?
- Evening. This'll just take a minute.
768
00:49:30,606 --> 00:49:33,416
Let's step into the meeting hall.
I'll grab a few quick ones.
769
00:49:34,910 --> 00:49:36,947
Who died, Tim?
770
00:49:41,783 --> 00:49:43,126
Come on, let's have a smile.
771
00:49:44,953 --> 00:49:47,490
That's it. Thank you, gentlemen.
772
00:49:47,656 --> 00:49:50,262
Thank you, Randy. Our pleasure.
773
00:49:50,425 --> 00:49:52,666
Once this meeting is over,
you and I are gonna sit down
774
00:49:52,828 --> 00:49:54,830
and we're gonna get
our wires straight, you got it?
775
00:49:54,997 --> 00:49:56,908
- I'll see you later.
- Wait a minute, hold on.
776
00:49:57,065 --> 00:49:59,705
Here, go over to the office,
I got some Rolaids on the desk,
777
00:49:59,868 --> 00:50:01,006
bring them over here, please.
778
00:50:01,169 --> 00:50:02,944
Yes, sir.
779
00:50:05,107 --> 00:50:06,484
Hi.
780
00:50:10,946 --> 00:50:13,426
Where's Pete?
Did you hear from him?
781
00:50:13,582 --> 00:50:16,119
Come on now. Sit down, Bill.
782
00:50:34,169 --> 00:50:36,706
That's just another one of four
or five examples of, uh,
783
00:50:36,872 --> 00:50:38,715
great potential
for personal injury.
784
00:50:38,874 --> 00:50:41,878
And of course, the county would
be liable to lawsuit in those situations.
785
00:50:42,044 --> 00:50:43,546
Guess that's just about all I've got.
786
00:50:43,712 --> 00:50:45,282
Any questions?
787
00:50:46,114 --> 00:50:47,889
Thank you, Larry.
788
00:50:49,584 --> 00:50:53,054
Mike, Miss Cody, are there
any comments you'd like to make?
789
00:51:02,698 --> 00:51:06,043
My dad built
the Speedrome in 1967,
790
00:51:06,201 --> 00:51:08,738
and since then we've had our share
of cuts and bruises,
791
00:51:08,904 --> 00:51:14,081
splinters and bumped heads,
but no more than any other business.
792
00:51:14,710 --> 00:51:17,054
The only fatality we ever had
was when my dad died last year
793
00:51:17,212 --> 00:51:18,657
of his head attack.
794
00:51:22,351 --> 00:51:23,887
What I'm trying to get at
795
00:51:24,052 --> 00:51:28,091
is that there's a big difference
between run-down and unsafe.
796
00:51:28,857 --> 00:51:30,894
But I'll do whatever you want,
I just need the time.
797
00:51:31,059 --> 00:51:34,336
I need time to raise the money
and do the repairs.
798
00:51:34,496 --> 00:51:36,100
Now, I have some estimates here.
799
00:51:36,264 --> 00:51:40,144
Well, in light of Mr. Hurlbuck's report
I myself have some difficulty
800
00:51:40,302 --> 00:51:43,112
in seeing how we could go
about granting you more time.
801
00:51:43,271 --> 00:51:45,808
Six months, just give me six months.
802
00:51:45,974 --> 00:51:48,420
If I haven't done everything by then,
you can shut me down.
803
00:51:48,577 --> 00:51:52,024
We're supposed to waive the interest
of the public safety for six months?
804
00:51:52,180 --> 00:51:54,091
That would leave the county
in a tough position.
805
00:51:54,249 --> 00:51:56,354
Look, can we cut the crap?
806
00:51:57,019 --> 00:51:59,158
What's going on is you
wanna put me out of business.
807
00:51:59,321 --> 00:52:00,629
Let's keep our hats on.
808
00:52:00,789 --> 00:52:02,564
I move that we vote on the motion
before us.
809
00:52:02,724 --> 00:52:03,759
All in favor of granting--
810
00:52:03,925 --> 00:52:07,429
I don't quit so easy, Mr. Pearson,
you ought to know that by now.
811
00:52:07,596 --> 00:52:10,941
Especially since you've had your eye
on my dad's property since he died.
812
00:52:11,099 --> 00:52:13,306
My bags weren't unpacked,
his body wasn't cold yet
813
00:52:13,468 --> 00:52:16,005
and you were on my doorstep
doing your Let's Make a Deal routine.
814
00:52:16,171 --> 00:52:18,173
- I resent that, that has no bearing on-
- On what?
815
00:52:18,340 --> 00:52:21,480
That you've managed to buy or option
every piece of property around me?
816
00:52:21,643 --> 00:52:24,055
Now you'll either calm yourself
or I'll adjourn this meeting
817
00:52:24,212 --> 00:52:25,555
and we'll vote on this in private.
818
00:52:25,714 --> 00:52:27,716
Just tell me why you wanna
shut me down so damn bad,
819
00:52:27,883 --> 00:52:30,056
you'd use this line of bullshit to do it.
820
00:52:30,218 --> 00:52:32,357
Because they want to build
a Country Club there.
821
00:52:32,521 --> 00:52:36,162
It's all right here, they wanna build
a golf course and a club house.
822
00:52:40,962 --> 00:52:43,067
You not only blew my ass
out of the water, Mr. Smart Guy,
823
00:52:43,231 --> 00:52:45,211
you blew your own ass sky-high.
824
00:52:45,367 --> 00:52:48,109
If this deal falls through
and I'm left holding the bag,
825
00:52:48,270 --> 00:52:50,375
I am bankrupt, busted, kaput.
826
00:52:50,539 --> 00:52:51,882
Can we have a word with you,
Roger?
827
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,486
Uh, yeah, I'll be right with you,
George.
828
00:52:55,844 --> 00:52:58,347
Oh, goddamn it to hell.
829
00:52:58,513 --> 00:53:01,187
This was my dream,
you and me sitting pretty
830
00:53:01,349 --> 00:53:02,885
with our own development
of fine homes
831
00:53:03,051 --> 00:53:06,692
surrounding a private country club
with a state-of-the-an golf course.
832
00:53:06,855 --> 00:53:10,393
And now, thanks to you,
I have a half a dozen chicken farms
833
00:53:10,559 --> 00:53:12,937
surrounding a goddamn
demolition derby.
834
00:53:14,096 --> 00:53:17,305
Honesty's the best policy,
remember that one, Dad?
835
00:53:17,466 --> 00:53:19,912
Liars are losers,
remember that one, Dad?
836
00:53:20,068 --> 00:53:21,103
Why you little...
837
00:53:28,577 --> 00:53:30,250
We'll finish this at home.
838
00:53:30,412 --> 00:53:33,188
No, we'll finish it here,
because I'm not going home.
839
00:53:35,684 --> 00:53:38,756
And there's got to be a way
to smooth things down.
840
00:53:47,028 --> 00:53:48,200
You okay?
841
00:53:48,363 --> 00:53:50,104
Yeah, thanks.
842
00:53:50,265 --> 00:53:51,369
Where you going?
843
00:53:51,533 --> 00:53:53,342
I'm just going.
844
00:53:54,603 --> 00:53:56,947
Look, I appreciate what you did.
845
00:53:58,006 --> 00:53:59,576
I mean it.
846
00:54:04,646 --> 00:54:06,557
I'm going to Ruby's.
847
00:54:07,516 --> 00:54:09,223
You want a hamburger?
848
00:54:20,028 --> 00:54:21,769
Why did you do it?
849
00:54:22,797 --> 00:54:24,470
Do what?
850
00:54:24,966 --> 00:54:26,343
Save my ass like that.
851
00:54:31,473 --> 00:54:32,577
This stuffs terrible.
852
00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:35,881
Tasty but terrible.
853
00:54:37,612 --> 00:54:40,650
When I was in high school,
we started this big rumor
854
00:54:40,815 --> 00:54:43,386
that the burgers here
were made out of horse meat.
855
00:54:43,552 --> 00:54:45,190
- Horse meat?
- Mm-hm.
856
00:54:45,987 --> 00:54:48,399
Business sort of slacked off here
for a while.
857
00:54:54,763 --> 00:54:57,437
- Would you do me a favor?
- Sure.
858
00:54:58,567 --> 00:55:00,979
If I gave you the money,
would you buy me a bottle of wine?
859
00:55:04,739 --> 00:55:06,514
Thanks, Kay.
860
00:55:11,213 --> 00:55:13,659
- Your change is in the sack.
- Thank you.
861
00:55:14,849 --> 00:55:16,829
- So, what are you gonna do?
- Get smashed.
862
00:55:18,186 --> 00:55:20,132
- At home?
- Are you kidding?
863
00:55:22,224 --> 00:55:23,999
Where you gonna go?
864
00:55:25,627 --> 00:55:26,799
Probably to the park.
865
00:55:29,297 --> 00:55:31,368
You know,
if you need a place to crash...
866
00:55:31,533 --> 00:55:33,137
I'll be all right.
867
00:55:34,135 --> 00:55:36,911
Okay. Thanks.
868
00:55:48,817 --> 00:55:51,730
- You sure?
- Yeah.
869
00:55:57,692 --> 00:55:59,137
Hey!
870
00:56:00,228 --> 00:56:02,674
You got a corkscrew at your place?
871
00:56:26,121 --> 00:56:27,361
So where did you get this?
872
00:56:27,522 --> 00:56:29,798
- California.
- California?
873
00:56:29,958 --> 00:56:31,528
I used to live there
with my husband.
874
00:56:32,027 --> 00:56:33,062
You're married?
875
00:56:33,962 --> 00:56:35,032
Divorced.
876
00:56:42,404 --> 00:56:43,508
Hit the spot?
877
00:56:45,073 --> 00:56:46,450
Yeah.
878
00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:48,346
So how old are you?
879
00:56:48,510 --> 00:56:50,148
Twenty-seven.
880
00:56:51,246 --> 00:56:52,919
Are you sensitive about your age?
881
00:56:54,049 --> 00:56:55,494
No.
882
00:56:55,650 --> 00:56:58,290
You just don't like
to talk about it, right?
883
00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:00,556
Right.
884
00:57:01,189 --> 00:57:02,759
Why did you come back here?
885
00:57:02,924 --> 00:57:06,167
In California,
everybody's from someplace else.
886
00:57:06,328 --> 00:57:08,865
Everybody from here is from here.
887
00:57:10,131 --> 00:57:11,804
I like that.
888
00:57:12,367 --> 00:57:14,278
I like this town.
889
00:57:22,444 --> 00:57:26,119
I like this town too,
it's just I can't do what I want here.
890
00:57:45,900 --> 00:57:48,141
- So is this you?
- What?
891
00:57:48,303 --> 00:57:49,907
This picture.
892
00:57:50,705 --> 00:57:54,676
Yeah. When I was a little girl,
893
00:57:55,176 --> 00:57:58,282
my dad told me that I was
the last living descendant
894
00:57:58,446 --> 00:58:01,757
of Wild Bill Cody, I should be proud.
895
00:58:03,151 --> 00:58:05,563
Something to brag about, he said.
896
00:58:08,456 --> 00:58:11,869
When I was about 13,
I did some digging.
897
00:58:12,761 --> 00:58:15,071
Found out
that there was a Buffalo Bill Cody
898
00:58:15,897 --> 00:58:18,138
and a Wild Bill Hickcock.
899
00:58:19,367 --> 00:58:23,474
Whoever the hell Wild Bill Cody was,
he wasn't my relative.
900
00:58:26,007 --> 00:58:28,180
I was just Mike Cody.
901
00:58:28,843 --> 00:58:31,323
And my old man was full of beans.
902
00:58:38,787 --> 00:58:41,267
You know,
I never told him I knew that.
903
00:58:44,459 --> 00:58:46,234
I never did.
904
00:59:30,472 --> 00:59:33,214
Do you want to drive in the derby
tomorrow night?
905
00:59:33,374 --> 00:59:35,217
I don't have a car.
906
00:59:38,046 --> 00:59:39,855
I got cars.
907
00:59:49,491 --> 00:59:51,027
Yeah. All right.
908
00:59:57,732 --> 00:59:59,541
- Mike.
- Here I come.
909
00:59:59,701 --> 01:00:01,339
Toro, toro, come on.
910
01:00:06,174 --> 01:00:08,450
Come on, get in.
911
01:00:11,279 --> 01:00:13,520
Hey, wait a minute.
912
01:00:20,588 --> 01:00:21,862
Yeah.
913
01:00:34,903 --> 01:00:38,180
Never hit the driver's door,
it's like a gentlemen's agreement.
914
01:00:38,339 --> 01:00:39,784
What?
915
01:01:11,472 --> 01:01:13,008
Good morning, Grandview.
916
01:01:13,174 --> 01:01:15,586
Temperature's 72 degrees,
it's 7:00 am.
917
01:01:15,743 --> 01:01:17,814
Just a reminder
that an the float entries
918
01:01:17,979 --> 01:01:19,458
for tomorrow's big
Memorial Day parade
919
01:01:19,614 --> 01:01:21,457
must be registered
with the Chamber of Commerce
920
01:01:21,616 --> 01:01:22,651
before noon today.
921
01:01:22,817 --> 01:01:26,321
And, boy, it's gonna be
a swell parade this year.
922
01:01:28,690 --> 01:01:30,931
Don't you ever get tired?
923
01:01:31,092 --> 01:01:33,504
I got a lot of hormones.
924
01:01:33,661 --> 01:01:36,904
Yeah, well, my hormones
are all worn out.
925
01:01:42,303 --> 01:01:44,476
So, what are you going to do?
926
01:01:44,639 --> 01:01:47,176
Right now? Today?
927
01:01:47,342 --> 01:01:50,084
And tomorrow and the next day.
928
01:01:50,845 --> 01:01:56,193
There's this guy I know up in Chicago,
he runs this, uh, scuba diving school.
929
01:01:57,552 --> 01:02:00,795
I figured I'd go up there and get a job
930
01:02:01,889 --> 01:02:05,496
and then I want to go to Florida
to do this dolphin study thing.
931
01:02:05,660 --> 01:02:08,231
Why don't you just go straight
to Florida?
932
01:02:09,564 --> 01:02:13,239
Because I would be lucky
to swing the bus ticket to Chicago.
933
01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:24,081
What?
934
01:02:24,612 --> 01:02:28,526
I forgot the advantages
of being an 18-year-old girl.
935
01:02:28,683 --> 01:02:30,754
Doing it in cars?
936
01:02:30,918 --> 01:02:33,762
Doing it with 18-year-old guys.
937
01:02:36,491 --> 01:02:37,526
You expecting somebody?
938
01:02:37,692 --> 01:02:40,195
They're here to pick up the cars.
939
01:02:40,895 --> 01:02:44,502
I'm selling all my cars. Shit, I forgot.
940
01:02:46,734 --> 01:02:48,611
All right, all right, hold your horses.
941
01:02:49,337 --> 01:02:51,112
Hold yours too.
942
01:02:54,275 --> 01:02:56,516
- Slam.
- Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty.
943
01:02:56,678 --> 01:02:57,816
What are you doing here?
944
01:02:57,979 --> 01:03:00,289
I woke up this morning,
got dressed, drove over to Ruby's
945
01:03:00,448 --> 01:03:02,018
like I've done
a million goddamn times,
946
01:03:02,617 --> 01:03:05,154
especially since Candy couldn't
cook anything that wasn't frozen
947
01:03:05,319 --> 01:03:07,230
or sealed in petroleum byproducts,
948
01:03:07,388 --> 01:03:10,335
and I suddenly realized that I would
rather eat a maggot casserole
949
01:03:10,491 --> 01:03:13,097
than gag on one more chili dog.
950
01:03:13,261 --> 01:03:17,209
So here we got the makings of a real
old-fashioned American breakfast.
951
01:03:17,365 --> 01:03:20,710
We got bacon,
we got eggs, real eggs,
952
01:03:20,868 --> 01:03:26,944
we got spuds for some home fries,
we got orange juice,
953
01:03:27,108 --> 01:03:29,145
we got Maxwell House coffee,
good to the last drop,
954
01:03:29,310 --> 01:03:33,258
and last but not least,
Hillbilly Bread, it's colossal.
955
01:03:33,414 --> 01:03:35,792
None of this whole wheat
hippie rabbit food bullshit.
956
01:03:35,950 --> 01:03:38,123
Just plain old white bread.
957
01:03:46,127 --> 01:03:49,199
Shit, goddamn, you're making it
with a high school kid?
958
01:03:49,363 --> 01:03:50,398
Calm down.
959
01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,511
What the hell
am I supposed to do, huh?
960
01:03:52,667 --> 01:03:54,943
Make breakfast in bed
for the two of you?
961
01:03:55,103 --> 01:03:56,878
All you had to do was call first.
962
01:03:57,038 --> 01:04:00,110
Sure, so you could hand me
some crap about being busy.
963
01:04:01,209 --> 01:04:02,586
I'm so fucking dumb.
964
01:04:02,744 --> 01:04:05,088
That's the reason you couldn't
go outwith me last night?
965
01:04:05,246 --> 01:04:06,919
No, that's not why.
966
01:04:07,081 --> 01:04:08,526
Bullshit.
967
01:04:10,017 --> 01:04:12,293
Look, I'm sorry. Can we just talk?
968
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,071
You piss me off!
969
01:04:28,936 --> 01:04:30,916
Hey, back to work.
970
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,824
Kind of messed things up for you,
didn't I?
971
01:04:41,983 --> 01:04:43,929
It's not your fault.
972
01:04:45,887 --> 01:04:47,389
I'm sorry.
973
01:04:47,555 --> 01:04:49,262
It's not your fault.
974
01:04:51,759 --> 01:04:53,170
He gets kind of mad, doesn't he?
975
01:04:53,995 --> 01:04:55,838
He was born mad.
976
01:04:58,266 --> 01:05:00,212
I'm really sorry.
977
01:05:03,404 --> 01:05:04,815
I---
978
01:05:06,007 --> 01:05:07,748
I'm gonna go into town.
979
01:05:07,909 --> 01:05:10,287
- Take the tow truck.
- It's okay, I can hitch.
980
01:05:10,444 --> 01:05:13,789
No, it's okay, I have to stick around
here all day anyway.
981
01:05:33,601 --> 01:05:35,638
Pull out the choke.
982
01:05:38,005 --> 01:05:40,349
You want anything from town?
983
01:05:40,508 --> 01:05:41,953
Nope.
984
01:05:42,877 --> 01:05:44,550
See you later.
985
01:05:58,259 --> 01:05:59,738
Ain't sex great?
986
01:06:11,205 --> 01:06:12,912
Move it.
987
01:06:42,103 --> 01:06:44,709
School is out!
988
01:06:59,921 --> 01:07:02,026
You all right?
Where the hell have you been?
989
01:07:02,189 --> 01:07:05,068
Thought you had an accident
or got sick or drunk or went dippy
990
01:07:05,226 --> 01:07:06,603
and jumped into the water.
991
01:07:06,761 --> 01:07:09,970
And what is this business about
ditching your last day of school?
992
01:07:10,131 --> 01:07:12,168
I'm leaving, Dad.
993
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,711
I'm catching the bus to Chicago.
994
01:07:16,704 --> 01:07:18,877
That's the way it ends,
I mean, you just, uh--
995
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,644
You run away?
996
01:07:20,808 --> 01:07:21,980
No, I'm just leaving.
997
01:07:22,143 --> 01:07:23,781
Look, Tim.
998
01:07:25,079 --> 01:07:27,457
All right,
maybe I went a bit overboard
999
01:07:27,615 --> 01:07:29,993
and I did things
the way I shouldn't have
1000
01:07:30,151 --> 01:07:32,324
and you got a right to be mad.
1001
01:07:33,487 --> 01:07:35,592
I don't know what to say.
1002
01:07:35,756 --> 01:07:37,235
Look, business is hard,
1003
01:07:37,391 --> 01:07:40,031
sometimes you get off center
and you screw up.
1004
01:07:43,631 --> 01:07:46,373
All right, I'm sorry, damn it,
I am sorry.
1005
01:07:46,534 --> 01:07:49,777
Look, give ISU a year,
just a year, give it a shot
1006
01:07:49,937 --> 01:07:53,384
and after that we'll talk about
the, uh, oceanography thing.
1007
01:07:53,541 --> 01:07:55,418
No, thanks.
1008
01:07:55,576 --> 01:07:58,022
Well, damn it,
what's wrong with this town anyway?
1009
01:07:58,579 --> 01:08:02,459
Nothing, and maybe I'll come back
here sometime, Dad.
1010
01:08:02,616 --> 01:08:04,994
But if I do, it'll be because I want to,
1011
01:08:05,152 --> 01:08:07,428
not because I'm afraid
of the rest of the world.
1012
01:08:07,588 --> 01:08:10,228
That's what I hate about Grandview,
is all the bull that says:
1013
01:08:10,391 --> 01:08:13,497
"Don't go out there, you won't make it,
they'll eat you alive."
1014
01:08:16,130 --> 01:08:17,803
Well, I don't buy it.
1015
01:08:22,336 --> 01:08:24,748
That's my valedictory speech.
1016
01:08:33,381 --> 01:08:36,021
This is the
answering machine of Candy Webster.
1017
01:08:36,183 --> 01:08:38,026
Ernie Webster no longer resides
at this number.
1018
01:08:38,185 --> 01:08:39,687
- Thank God.
- Son of a bitch.
1019
01:08:39,854 --> 01:08:42,130
So just wait for the beep
and leave a message. Bye.
1020
01:08:42,289 --> 01:08:45,896
Yeah, this is, uh,
Ernie Webster speaking.
1021
01:08:46,060 --> 01:08:48,802
I'm coming by tomorrow to pick up
my clothes and personal items,
1022
01:08:48,963 --> 01:08:52,467
so consider yourself duly warned.
And if you know what's good for you,
1023
01:08:52,633 --> 01:08:55,807
make sure you and your Maytag
boyfriend evacuate the premises.
1024
01:08:55,970 --> 01:08:59,440
Ten-four, roger, over and out.
That's all, folks.
1025
01:09:13,287 --> 01:09:15,164
Son of a bitch.
1026
01:09:21,162 --> 01:09:24,541
Candy. Candy!
1027
01:09:25,966 --> 01:09:29,880
Better hit the road, Jack.
Cops are on their way.
1028
01:09:30,037 --> 01:09:32,916
- Candy.
- She don't wanna talk to you.
1029
01:09:34,308 --> 01:09:37,414
You're gonna pay, you son of a bitch,
you are gonna pay.
1030
01:09:37,578 --> 01:09:38,989
Fuck you, pal.
1031
01:09:39,146 --> 01:09:41,023
She's gonna divorce your crazy ass
1032
01:09:41,182 --> 01:09:44,356
and take every cent you got.
Every cent, pal.
1033
01:09:44,518 --> 01:09:47,328
Even this house.
So you lose, buckwheat.
1034
01:09:47,488 --> 01:09:49,490
Like hell she is, that is my house.
1035
01:09:49,657 --> 01:09:51,500
Well, we'll see about that.
1036
01:09:51,659 --> 01:09:52,797
Just wait.
1037
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:56,373
Just wait, you crippled Donkey Dick,
just wait.
1038
01:09:56,530 --> 01:09:57,975
Well, why don't you wait, pal?
1039
01:09:58,132 --> 01:10:00,635
Because I think I hear the cops
coming right now.
1040
01:10:20,621 --> 01:10:22,225
Sure you got all the slips
for these here?
1041
01:10:22,389 --> 01:10:23,800
Yeah, I think that's about it.
1042
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:25,528
I'm trying to find
Slam Webster.
1043
01:10:25,693 --> 01:10:28,003
Who? Oh, you mean Ernie Webster?
1044
01:10:28,162 --> 01:10:29,368
Yeah, Ernie Webster, right.
1045
01:10:29,530 --> 01:10:30,873
Hold on a minute.
1046
01:10:31,031 --> 01:10:32,408
Okay.
1047
01:10:33,334 --> 01:10:36,474
Hey, Mike, we're still shod
about, uh, ten title slips.
1048
01:10:36,637 --> 01:10:38,708
If they're not there,
I don't know where they are.
1049
01:10:38,873 --> 01:10:41,945
He's probably at lunch.
He ought to be back in--
1050
01:10:42,109 --> 01:10:46,649
All right, when he gets back,
will you have him call Mike Cody?
1051
01:10:47,148 --> 01:10:50,891
No! You get down off of there.
1052
01:10:51,652 --> 01:10:53,461
- No!
- Get this bastard off me!
1053
01:10:53,621 --> 01:10:55,100
- They're mine.
- Stop him!
1054
01:10:55,256 --> 01:10:56,701
What the hell is going on?
1055
01:10:56,857 --> 01:10:57,961
Stop it, Cowboy.
1056
01:10:58,125 --> 01:11:01,937
Did you hear me?
Cut it out, you cut it out.
1057
01:11:02,096 --> 01:11:03,905
You hear me?
1058
01:11:04,064 --> 01:11:05,441
They're my cars.
1059
01:11:05,900 --> 01:11:07,208
You say you're sorry.
1060
01:11:07,801 --> 01:11:09,246
They're taking my cars.
1061
01:11:09,403 --> 01:11:12,941
No, sir, they are not your cars
and they never have been.
1062
01:11:13,107 --> 01:11:15,883
You're in deep shit, mister,
you better say you're sorry.
1063
01:11:16,043 --> 01:11:18,023
No!
1064
01:11:18,179 --> 01:11:19,624
No!
1065
01:11:20,314 --> 01:11:22,191
Cowboy.
1066
01:11:22,950 --> 01:11:25,123
- Leave him be.
- Cowboy.
1067
01:11:27,121 --> 01:11:29,624
I forgot to tell him I sold the cars.
1068
01:11:30,257 --> 01:11:32,294
I didn't think to tell him myself.
1069
01:11:33,394 --> 01:11:37,001
Well, he'll work it out on his own.
1070
01:11:41,001 --> 01:11:42,241
Hey, I'm sorry. You okay?
1071
01:11:42,403 --> 01:11:44,713
Yeah, I'm all right.
1072
01:11:47,541 --> 01:11:52,820
Hey, don't you think it's about time
we open up this clip joint for business?
1073
01:11:54,014 --> 01:11:56,995
Well, howdy-do folks
and welcome to Cody's Speedrome,
1074
01:11:57,151 --> 01:11:59,597
home of the Demolition Derby.
1075
01:11:59,753 --> 01:12:01,960
Remember, you've still got
a few minutes to crawl over
1076
01:12:02,122 --> 01:12:05,399
to Big Benny's Ptomaine Pit, home
of the famous dysentery fondue.
1077
01:12:05,559 --> 01:12:07,163
Our special
is Polynesian muskrat
1078
01:12:07,328 --> 01:12:08,363
with dirty white sauce.
1079
01:12:08,529 --> 01:12:10,975
Try it with a side
of deep fat-fried retreads.
1080
01:12:11,131 --> 01:12:12,166
I'll be right there.
1081
01:12:12,333 --> 01:12:14,609
But seriously, folks, Big Benny
has an excellent selection
1082
01:12:14,768 --> 01:12:20,013
of fine food, some like,
corn dogs, hamburgers,
1083
01:12:20,174 --> 01:12:25,715
hot popcorn, ice-cold beer
and ice-cold light beer.
1084
01:12:25,879 --> 01:12:28,485
Potato chips, hot barbecue.
1085
01:12:28,649 --> 01:12:30,822
You know, if you still wanna go out,
I'd like to.
1086
01:12:33,721 --> 01:12:36,930
I see your high school boyfriend's
running in the derby tonight.
1087
01:12:38,859 --> 01:12:40,031
So?
1088
01:12:40,194 --> 01:12:43,437
So if you wanna turn this
into kiddie-cars, that's your business.
1089
01:12:43,597 --> 01:12:45,838
We're gonna have
another smash-them-up evening
1090
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,139
like we do every Friday
and Saturday night.
1091
01:12:48,302 --> 01:12:49,747
Let's get right on down to it.
1092
01:12:49,903 --> 01:12:53,646
Would everyone please rise
for our national anthem?
1093
01:13:06,854 --> 01:13:07,889
Is he still mad?
1094
01:13:08,055 --> 01:13:10,763
Look, don't worry about him, go on.
1095
01:13:10,924 --> 01:13:12,699
Now you remember,
you break off your flag
1096
01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:14,339
the minute you're out of the running.
1097
01:13:14,495 --> 01:13:17,032
Because as long as it's up,
you're fair game, got it?
1098
01:13:17,197 --> 01:13:18,232
Piece of cake.
1099
01:13:19,066 --> 01:13:20,602
Be careful.
1100
01:13:50,764 --> 01:13:52,835
Having a little
technical difficulty here,
1101
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:57,210
but we got that an straightened out,
so let's start the countdown.
1102
01:13:57,371 --> 01:14:02,286
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
1103
01:14:02,443 --> 01:14:08,018
five, four, three, two, one.
1104
01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:09,684
And here we go.
1105
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,793
Holy shit.
1106
01:14:32,740 --> 01:14:35,653
Red Baron...
1107
01:14:55,195 --> 01:14:57,766
Beautiful hit on...
1108
01:15:00,501 --> 01:15:03,778
Beautiful. Oh, what a hit.
1109
01:15:03,937 --> 01:15:06,076
We got a little bit of fire...
1110
01:15:09,410 --> 01:15:10,445
Beautiful.
1111
01:15:10,911 --> 01:15:13,016
Oh, counter hit.
1112
01:15:14,448 --> 01:15:18,624
They don't want to quit it, folks.
Somebody must be a little hungry.
1113
01:15:48,649 --> 01:15:50,492
Look out for...
1114
01:15:55,355 --> 01:15:57,232
I think it's about time
you break out your flag.
1115
01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:02,839
Tim, Tim, break off your flag!
1116
01:16:02,996 --> 01:16:04,976
Student Driver,
please break off your flag.
1117
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:08,245
Tim, break it off.
1118
01:16:08,402 --> 01:16:11,440
That young man
is out of commission there.
1119
01:16:12,206 --> 01:16:13,310
Wait a minute, Slam.
1120
01:16:17,244 --> 01:16:19,087
We got a problem here, folks.
1121
01:16:19,246 --> 01:16:20,657
Break off that flag...
1122
01:16:27,354 --> 01:16:31,427
Red lights on the field, will everyone
hold their positions please?
1123
01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:34,671
Is he all right?
1124
01:16:35,929 --> 01:16:37,704
- Are you all right?
- I'm okay, Mike.
1125
01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:40,711
- Pearson, you all right?
- You crazy son of a bitch.
1126
01:16:41,702 --> 01:16:42,737
Mike, I'm okay.
1127
01:16:42,903 --> 01:16:44,849
You weren't trying to win,
you had it out for him.
1128
01:16:45,005 --> 01:16:47,281
- I got the wind knocked out of me.
- What's your problem?
1129
01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:48,920
Get off the track.
1130
01:16:49,510 --> 01:16:52,081
- Mike, I'm okay.
- Get off the track, Slam.
1131
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:56,552
All right. All right, I'm going, screw it.
1132
01:16:56,717 --> 01:16:58,719
I don't like the way the rules
keep changing anyway.
1133
01:16:59,386 --> 01:17:01,457
Well, folks, it seems to be a...
1134
01:17:02,256 --> 01:17:03,758
Everything seems to be all right.
1135
01:17:03,924 --> 01:17:06,928
We're out of danger, so we're
gonna go through a short cleanup,
1136
01:17:07,094 --> 01:17:08,801
- Come on.
- so please head on over
1137
01:17:08,962 --> 01:17:13,274
to Big Benny's Ptomaine Shack,
and try that Polynesian muskrat.
1138
01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:49,177
No. No.
1139
01:17:49,570 --> 01:17:51,072
No.
1140
01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:31,521
What's baby gonna do to Donny?
1141
01:18:31,678 --> 01:18:33,316
Donny doesn't know.
1142
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:35,118
Sure you do.
1143
01:18:39,119 --> 01:18:40,598
Call me Miss Baby Doll.
1144
01:18:40,754 --> 01:18:41,994
Baby Doll.
1145
01:18:42,155 --> 01:18:44,135
- I said Miss Baby Doll.
- Miss Baby Doll.
1146
01:18:49,363 --> 01:18:52,640
That's enough,
I'll tell you when again.
1147
01:19:01,208 --> 01:19:06,123
Down. Stay put.
1148
01:19:06,279 --> 01:19:08,987
This is nice. You having fun?
1149
01:19:09,683 --> 01:19:11,321
It's fun, huh?
1150
01:19:15,088 --> 01:19:16,692
What's that?
1151
01:19:17,824 --> 01:19:20,236
Sounds like it's coming
from right out front.
1152
01:19:20,394 --> 01:19:22,772
Some kids hot-rodding around.
1153
01:19:23,597 --> 01:19:27,170
- Where you going?
- I'll be right back.
1154
01:19:36,009 --> 01:19:37,044
Oh, my God.
1155
01:19:37,711 --> 01:19:39,384
Candy, what's going on?
1156
01:19:39,546 --> 01:19:42,049
- He's crazy, he's got a bulldozer.
- Who?
1157
01:19:42,215 --> 01:19:43,626
What? Slam?
1158
01:19:43,784 --> 01:19:45,695
It's Slam? Call the cops.
1159
01:19:45,852 --> 01:19:48,560
- The cops.
- Wait.
1160
01:19:48,722 --> 01:19:50,793
Untie me, Candy.
1161
01:19:58,098 --> 01:19:59,543
Aah! Operator?
1162
01:19:59,700 --> 01:20:02,271
Sorry, um, give me the cops.
1163
01:20:02,436 --> 01:20:05,178
He's got-- He's got a bulldozer.
1164
01:20:05,338 --> 01:20:06,544
He's gonna kill us.
1165
01:20:09,309 --> 01:20:11,585
Candy, I'm in here.
1166
01:20:14,314 --> 01:20:16,954
Candy, untie me.
1167
01:20:30,564 --> 01:20:32,771
Help me.
1168
01:21:06,867 --> 01:21:10,838
Hey, Candy, help me!
1169
01:21:17,310 --> 01:21:20,189
Our Father, who an in heaven...
1170
01:21:28,488 --> 01:21:30,161
Yahoo!
1171
01:21:31,892 --> 01:21:36,068
Somebody! Get me out of here!
1172
01:21:36,229 --> 01:21:37,833
- Hey, you!
- Me?
1173
01:21:37,998 --> 01:21:40,205
Yeah, you, get me out of here!
1174
01:21:46,173 --> 01:21:49,177
- Okay, folks, step on back.
- Help him out.
1175
01:21:50,877 --> 01:21:52,356
Okay, Slam, now shut it off.
1176
01:21:52,846 --> 01:21:54,223
Come on, shut it off.
1177
01:21:55,048 --> 01:21:57,892
Come down off of there now,
you've had your fun.
1178
01:21:58,051 --> 01:21:59,826
Slam, I'm warning you.
1179
01:21:59,986 --> 01:22:02,728
Come down off there
right now, you hear me?
1180
01:22:12,265 --> 01:22:14,745
You're under arrest.
Now get down off of there.
1181
01:22:14,901 --> 01:22:20,715
Take me away, look me up,
it is a crime to feel this good.
1182
01:22:24,644 --> 01:22:26,021
Yeah!
1183
01:22:26,179 --> 01:22:27,317
That's right.
1184
01:23:03,783 --> 01:23:05,990
Still going to Chicago tomorrow?
1185
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,895
I got my ticket.
1186
01:23:14,227 --> 01:23:16,138
You love him, don't you?
1187
01:23:18,698 --> 01:23:20,302
He's crazy.
1188
01:23:26,573 --> 01:23:29,782
- You speeding?
- No.
1189
01:23:35,782 --> 01:23:37,352
Oh, no.
1190
01:23:49,262 --> 01:23:51,868
- What happened?
- Jesus, I don't know, Mike.
1191
01:23:52,032 --> 01:23:55,741
I was working on the books and all of
a sudden the whole place was on fire.
1192
01:23:55,902 --> 01:23:57,381
Oh, my God.
1193
01:23:57,537 --> 01:23:59,448
Get down!
1194
01:24:10,016 --> 01:24:12,656
We need help here, hit that hot spot.
1195
01:24:15,889 --> 01:24:17,800
- Mike.
- You okay, Mike?
1196
01:24:17,958 --> 01:24:19,801
- Aw.
- Oh.
1197
01:24:24,531 --> 01:24:28,877
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1198
01:24:37,410 --> 01:24:38,718
Hang on.
1199
01:25:26,793 --> 01:25:30,570
Okay, everybody, coffee's on.
1200
01:25:35,802 --> 01:25:37,839
Do you want some coffee?
1201
01:25:40,073 --> 01:25:41,575
I'll get it.
1202
01:25:53,820 --> 01:25:55,595
Got to check over here.
1203
01:26:01,561 --> 01:26:03,563
How could you do this?
1204
01:26:07,934 --> 01:26:09,277
Tim.
1205
01:26:10,804 --> 01:26:15,253
Mike, believe me,
I had nothing to do with this.
1206
01:26:15,408 --> 01:26:17,012
God, I'm sorry
any of this ever happened.
1207
01:26:17,777 --> 01:26:19,188
Mike.
1208
01:26:19,345 --> 01:26:22,918
Hey, Mike, come here,
we got something to show you.
1209
01:26:33,426 --> 01:26:34,962
Damn valve is wide open.
1210
01:26:37,063 --> 01:26:39,009
It was padlocked.
1211
01:26:44,938 --> 01:26:47,316
Who else got a key to this look?
1212
01:26:52,412 --> 01:26:53,720
Cowboy.
1213
01:26:56,082 --> 01:26:57,561
Better get something.
1214
01:27:02,255 --> 01:27:03,859
Cowboy?
1215
01:27:05,191 --> 01:27:06,499
Why?
1216
01:27:08,061 --> 01:27:10,063
They took my cars away.
1217
01:27:23,977 --> 01:27:26,423
Cow, this was our home.
1218
01:27:49,202 --> 01:27:50,442
Dad.
1219
01:27:52,939 --> 01:27:54,282
Dad, I'm sorry.
1220
01:27:57,577 --> 01:27:59,750
You want a ride back to town?
1221
01:28:47,193 --> 01:28:48,297
What happened to you?
1222
01:28:50,830 --> 01:28:52,673
Speedrome burnt down last night.
1223
01:28:56,903 --> 01:28:58,109
No.
1224
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:02,148
To the ground.
1225
01:29:06,779 --> 01:29:08,281
What are you gonna do?
1226
01:29:11,684 --> 01:29:15,131
- It all depends.
- On what?
1227
01:29:19,726 --> 01:29:20,830
On you.
1228
01:29:58,031 --> 01:30:00,011
Damn, I love you.
1229
01:30:03,303 --> 01:30:06,147
Well, in that case,
I better let you out of here.
1230
01:30:08,308 --> 01:30:10,310
Ha. What?
1231
01:30:13,146 --> 01:30:15,990
Come on, boys,
old drives keep moving.
1232
01:30:16,149 --> 01:30:18,026
Attention, attention.
1233
01:30:18,184 --> 01:30:20,255
Listen, I make halfway decent
money and if we saved,
1234
01:30:20,420 --> 01:30:22,832
we could rebuild
the Speedrome better than ever.
1235
01:30:22,989 --> 01:30:24,434
- I'm gonna sell it.
- Why?
1236
01:30:24,590 --> 01:30:25,933
To Roger Pearson.
1237
01:30:26,092 --> 01:30:28,766
I think he's ready
to make me a fair deal now.
1238
01:30:28,928 --> 01:30:31,135
Get us off to a good start
1239
01:30:31,297 --> 01:30:33,937
I know how to get us off
to a good start.
1240
01:30:40,106 --> 01:30:42,985
- I gotta ask you something.
- What?
1241
01:30:43,142 --> 01:30:44,553
Tell you on the way there.
1242
01:30:44,711 --> 01:30:46,122
- On the way where?
- Come on.
1243
01:30:46,279 --> 01:30:47,656
- Wait up.
- Okay, Mom.
1244
01:30:47,814 --> 01:30:50,954
- Take good care of yourself, eat well.
- I will.
1245
01:30:51,117 --> 01:30:53,256
Not too much junk food.
1246
01:30:54,053 --> 01:30:55,589
Hey, you're gonna miss
the parade, man.
1247
01:30:55,755 --> 01:30:57,029
I guess so.
1248
01:30:57,857 --> 01:31:01,134
- See you, Bonnie.
- Bye, Tim.
1249
01:31:01,627 --> 01:31:02,697
I'd give you a kiss goodbye
1250
01:31:02,862 --> 01:31:04,899
but I don't wanna give you
my spinal meningitis.
1251
01:31:05,064 --> 01:31:07,044
Get out of here. Ha, ha.
1252
01:31:21,481 --> 01:31:22,824
I'll call you from Chicago.
1253
01:31:22,982 --> 01:31:25,394
Hey, you call collect.
1254
01:31:26,085 --> 01:31:27,462
Okay, Dad.
1255
01:31:27,620 --> 01:31:30,464
- We love you.
- I don't. Ow.
1256
01:31:31,624 --> 01:31:33,661
Boy, am I gonna miss you.
1257
01:31:54,414 --> 01:31:55,654
Yo, hey.
1258
01:31:55,815 --> 01:31:57,488
Stop.
1259
01:31:57,650 --> 01:32:00,290
- Yo.
- No, don't stop.
1260
01:32:04,090 --> 01:32:05,262
Hey, Yo.
1261
01:32:05,425 --> 01:32:07,200
No, no, keep going, keep going.
1262
01:32:20,740 --> 01:32:22,219
Open up.
1263
01:32:24,377 --> 01:32:26,448
What did you do,
fall out of your seat?
1264
01:32:26,612 --> 01:32:27,647
Come on.
1265
01:32:27,814 --> 01:32:29,691
- Just a minute, Slam.
- Come on.
1266
01:32:29,849 --> 01:32:31,795
- I didn't mean--
- Just move it.
1267
01:32:31,951 --> 01:32:33,328
Slam, I just--
1268
01:32:34,153 --> 01:32:35,325
Happy trails, partner.
1269
01:32:36,522 --> 01:32:39,560
You're going the wrong direction, kid.
Come here.
1270
01:32:40,059 --> 01:32:41,367
- What's this?
- Money.
1271
01:32:41,527 --> 01:32:42,562
For what?
1272
01:32:42,728 --> 01:32:44,674
For that dolphin cruise in Florida.
1273
01:32:46,399 --> 01:32:47,878
Turn around.
1274
01:32:49,602 --> 01:32:51,843
Put this in the mail and the car's yours.
1275
01:32:52,472 --> 01:32:53,849
Here.
1276
01:32:55,708 --> 01:32:57,654
Get going, you have along drive.
1277
01:33:01,814 --> 01:33:04,420
- I'm gonna pay you back.
- We're even, kid.
1278
01:33:07,153 --> 01:33:08,325
Thanks, Slam.
1279
01:33:08,921 --> 01:33:12,892
Forget it. Besides, reverse gear's shot,
the damn thing only moves forward.
1280
01:33:15,394 --> 01:33:18,841
- Can I drop you guys off?
- Nope, we're going to the parade.
1281
01:33:22,168 --> 01:33:25,081
- See you.
- Drop us a card.